If anyone doesn't know yet, go out and look for Skippy's List of things he is not allowed to do in the US Army. The site owner asks that you don't reprint his list in full. In my code, I do have his list in text file format for the purpose of loading into the program. I hope this doesn't count. Running this code, usually triggered by AutoHotKey, will display a random Skippy's List quote on your desktop. It's great when you need a quick laugh. Just hit your hot key and laugh. It's a great example of AHK working well with PY.